她使我成為一個更好的工作機會（中英）

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她使我成為一個更好的工作機會（中英）
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to ''love, honor and obey'' and ''be faithful to her forever,'' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."
在婚禮彩排,新郎走到牧師,一個不尋常的提議:

當你到達的部分,我應該承諾“愛、尊重和服從”和“永遠忠實于她,“我很感激如果你剛剛離開,出去。”

他通過了一項100美元的法案和部長走開了滿意。婚禮當天,當時,新郎的誓言,牧師看年輕人的眼睛,說:

“你能答應匍伏在她自己,服從她每一個命令和希望,服侍她每天早上在床上吃早餐,你的生活,在神面前發誓永遠和你的妻子,你將永遠不會連看另一個女人,只要你共同生活?”

新郎一飲而盡,環顧四周,說在一個微小的聲音,“是的”,那么傾向于牧師和嘶嘶叫:“我認為我們達成了協議。”

牧師把一張100美元的鈔票到新郎的手,低聲說:“她使我成為一個更好的工作機會。”